He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.