went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me