Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I'm like, not good at living.