Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm super disappointed in my clit.