If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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