That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.