Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
The Olympian is in my bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.