He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
All I want is dick and wine.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one