I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed