I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months