We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You ruined the universe
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I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..