Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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