PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"