For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after