At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.