He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.