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A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
That's intense
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
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I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
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And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.