yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
420 ftw
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine