she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"