New invention idea: vibrating tampons
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i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
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I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
too bad you live with your parents still
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
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You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram