i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!