hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...