we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.