What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...