I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.