I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Send us your Text From Last Night!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
