what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
