The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
