When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
