First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples