Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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