i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.