next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Send us your Text From Last Night!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
16 Sexual Experiences EVERYONE Should Have At Least Once
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.