how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
organizing the empties. That sober.
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had