Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?