Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
she told me i tasted like america
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.