so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.