my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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