I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.