Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard