weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Send us your Text From Last Night!
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.