Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part