So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.