Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance