I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride