also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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