Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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