Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
As shirtless as possible
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.