I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach