He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.