One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this