we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.