...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time