This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?