she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?