No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.