Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen