she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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