No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
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I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.