Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?