I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.