can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday